Just Plain Rubbish

my tick says…
“This is awful… really really awful…”

cute dog says…
“Bloody hell, this is just plain rubbish, absolutely rubbish!”

my tick says…
“Why do you say so?”

cute dog says…
“Well, I didn’t get a word from what that woman said with that accent.”

my tick says…
“Ugh, why did I have to ask… Anyway, all of you may post your comments here, whatever you think about this video. But please, no swearing…”

What if she was your mother?

Red Flag is Up!

 
 
cute dog says…
“Leave me alone, I’m not in the mood. Can’t you see I’m back to diapers?”
 
my tick says…
“Yuck!”

Craziness…

 
my tick says…
“craziness… here we go again…”

 

Accepting on-behalf


source: reader’s digest

Funny or Annoying?


 
my tick says…
“You decide.”
 
cute dog says…
“It’s kinda’ funny… but a bit annoying…”
 
my tick says…
“Right, just keep munching that ice cube. Duh…”

Oh, so that’s why…


my tick says…
“While watching my host’s owner drink his bottle of Yakult, because my host is (as usual) drooling stupidly again, I wondered, how come Yakult only comes in such small bottles? I’m sure a lot of people, specially Yakult drinkers, have wondered the same thing at some point in their lives. So I did some research (yes, I’m a tick who googles a lot, get over it). Turns out, a lot of blogs and articles with the same topic have been posted for some time now. According to data from Yakult’s companies in Malaysia and Australia (sorry, I can’t find a Yakult website from Philippines), the cultured milk drink only comes in small bottles to avoid contamination.
A smaller bottle is more hygienic. A larger bottle that is not finished might be kept open, thus a bigger risk of infection with other bacteria,‘ Yakult Malaysia said.
Opening and closing a larger bottle on numerous occasions can result in a decrease in the number of live probiotic bacteria due to the introduction of various air-borne bacteria. This is undesirable because bacteria have the potential to compromise the quality of Yakult,‘ Yakult Australia said.
So whenever there’s a Yakult bottle that’s left unfinished, it’s advisable to have it disposed.”

cute dog says…
“Yuck! I don’t drink Yakult. I prefer licking, sucking and munching ice cubes.”

my tick says…
“Duh…”

One!!!

cute dog says…
“Yyeeeeyyyy, it’s my first birthday! I have cake, ice cream, spaghetti, pork bbq, hotdogs & iced tea! Yum yum!”

my tick says…
“Hey, how come I don’t have a birthday???”

 

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